Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
Surely rear middle should be lube.
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Nice try, pickpocket
Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in
How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket
Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway
Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them
Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.
Yeah, right it is ofc.
I've got an excuse, I'm a lefty 😄
Autumn, winter and spring:
Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.
Front right pants pocket, phone.
Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.
Summer:
Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.
Top front left pants pocket, keys.
Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.
Left knee pants pocket, work phone
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
You should itemize what they have you hold and track the data over their childhood so you can show them what they were into
Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah
I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.
Your belt must be strong AF.
Jeans are stronger than fur suits.
I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.
I thought they all had some trauma inside.
It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It's rare, but it is possible.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.
Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that's still more than the non-furries have.
They mask too, and some of the masks are really hot.
Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys
Right: Phone
Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.
Front left: phone, small bills, crow-calling whistle
Front right: keys, multitool, tin of peanuts
Back right: wallet
Back left: spare change, spare mask, small magnet
These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad
Front left: phone
front right: wallet + hand towel
keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.
I really thought this was about deadlock for a moment
Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.
I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can't find it anymore v.v
Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it's cold and I'm wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing
Front left: lighter(s), earbuds, car key(only if at work, I lock my house keys in the car as I have a habit of leaving my coat in the lunch room)
Front right: sometimes phone, if at work nothing as I put my phone in my jacket breast zip as I'm a stone mason and I really don't want to smash my phone...
Back pockets: nothing, sometimes my travel mug if I'm not wearing my work jacket.
Work trousers cargo pocket: tobacco/vape
Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can't drive off without them?
I do, when I'm not at work. The car key has one of those little clips on, so when I'm at work the car key either goes in my left pocket if I'm not going to need my work keys, or gets clipped on my work keys. When I'm out on a weekend the car key gets clipped on the house keys
Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife
Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight
Right leg pocket 1: personal phone
Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops
Left leg pocket 1: work phone
Left leg pocket 2: Thinket
Front right: Wallet. Always there, even when I sleep.
Edit for front right, I also keep minimal keys there.
Front left: Phone.
Rear right: Multitool.
Rear left: Smokes and lighter.
Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I'm wearing doesn't have damn belt loops.
Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I'm a dumbass.
Back pockets: nothin' because I'm not my dad nor a pyschopath.
Bonus: If I'm wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it's all going in my elastic band / undies.
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