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I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God's creature right here.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
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I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
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Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
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>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Nightmare Potato.
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.
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This is a dinosaur
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Sounds just like the fruit.
When it ran away was pretty great.
“Until next time”
My job here is done! Away!
I can hear the dinosaur in it…
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This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
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Worst alarm clock ever.
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slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.
They're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.
So melodious.
Also a very interesting run style.
I don't believe this is a real animal.
It's a fruit
Birds aren't real
I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).
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Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA
Screams of a thousand dark souls...
That's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there
Holy piss I did not expect that
Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.
Imagine you're camping, it's 2:00 a.m., and you hear that noise!
Sounds like one of my 10 alarms, all with different tones, to make sure I wake up. This one is Krypton on Android.
This reminds me so much of the scrabs of Oddworld
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If memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes
Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii
Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went "kiwi kiwi" in a cute voice like this.
I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.
They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.
Who triggered the robot's theft alarm?
It sounded exactly how I expected.
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Well, kiwis are clearly evil. I never knew! I've always liked the little buggers, and felt bad for them with the whole giant egg situation.
But that's a demon. It deserves egg pain. Shame it only gets the females.
Think I found the new screamer for my band
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