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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Great now I can hear Company Man talking about the decline of Olive Garden and casual dining as a whole.

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[-] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

People on the internet all seem to have the most refined and bougie pallet. I'm not going to shout from the rooftops that Olive Garden is amazing or anything. But it's not terrible food in my experience. And I've eaten plenty of authentic Italian. Olive Garden is Nickelback for pasta restaurants. Perfectly serviceable, but the Internet seems to be convinced you will die if you consume it.

[-] rational_lib@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Olive Garden is Nickelback for pasta restaurants.

Never Again

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago

Multiple times in my life I have had either exes or family promise me a very fancy dinner outing for some kind of special event or occasion...

And surprise! It's Olive Garden.

Then I openly laugh about how Olive Garden is terrible, you're joking right?

Nope.

They are completely serious, and are now either extremely angry at me or utterly crestfallen, or both.

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I'm actually mildly terrified at how many sympathetic comments there are in this thread. I guess that's why there's still so many stores open smfh

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[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

The Olive Garden doesn't salt their pasta water. This is to reduce corrosion of the cheap pots. But salt is important. It obviously makes the pasta taste salty, but also it keeps starches from dissolving into the water so quickly. Without it, your pasta will be mushy and not al dente.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Thats complete bullshit.

I never put salt in my pasta, and all my pasta comes out al dente. It has to do with the boil time more than it has with the salt contents.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Look at this fucking idiot. They think their raw pasta is al dente.

Enjoy your mush soup.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Olive Garden sucks so much. Blandest sauces, overcooked pasta, even the bread sticks suck now compared to the 90's.

It's the only restaurant I straight up hate because the food is that awful.

[-] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Only restaurant my family had a borderline hostile reaction from the staff. Seated other families before us, stating "we forgot you," and ignoring a meal order from a member stating, "you didn't order anything."

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

I knew someone who worked there with a woman who, when asked if she recommended the seasonal cheesecake, replied: “it’s so good, it makes me wet.”

She wasn’t fired, so I don’t think they really screen their staff much.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago

This is somewhere on a spectrum between "hilarious" and "would you like to join us for dessert?"

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[-] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Sounds like she wanted your complimentary breadstick

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[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I kind of feel bad for you. I’ve never been to a “bad” Olive Garden. Sure it’s not fresh home cooked but it’s still good imo. That said I only eat the carbonara or the eggplant parm with gnocchi soup. Don’t think I’ve ever eaten anything else there.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sure it’s not fresh home cooked but it’s still good imo.

Don't ever take people's advice and expand your tastes.

Bruh I was living my best life eating Wendy's burgers dipping it into their mystery chili.

Then I wanted to "expand my horizons" and got invited to fancy events and ate expensive cuts of meat/learned how to taste specific foods and what to look for. And now if I order from Wendy's, Im too busy overthinking mouth fills and flavor composition and shit 😭. I can't even enjoy it!

Life was so much easier (and cheaper) when I lived ignorantly 😭

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's possible then you've never been to a "good" one. While they were never great food, back in the 90s early 00s they were all a higher quality than what you find now.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Calling Olive Garden Italian food is like calling Taco Bell Mexican cuisine

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Hey now dont insult Taco Bell they are entirely doing their own thing and gave up on pretending to be Mexican food awhile back. Also Baja Blast and Nacho fries slap.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Growing up in the south, I had countless times where the old hicks called Dominos that "Italian restaurant".

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago

If you wore this on a tshirt in West Orange or Verona you wouldn't make it a block

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[-] powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

not even sure if I stand alone on this hill, but Olive Garden is the worst place I've ever eaten at.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Oh it's not the worst by far. And for a college student 7 dollar all you can eat soup, salad, breadsticks, and wifi made it better than the local coffee place.

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's not great food, but it's far from the worst. I've had some truly awful food from restaurants that made me wonder hownthey existed. Olive garden is consistently meh. It's not some place I would ever go willingly. But I know enough people are fine with meh. For some it is better than they get at home. And that's why it's still around.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Never been to Golden Corral? Lucky.

[-] nnullzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Golden Corral is one of my guilty pleasures. It’s something that overcooked fried chicken, bland steak, and yeasty pizza. Maybe a nostalgia thing from going there a lot as a kid.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ryan's was consistently better than GC in my area, unfortunately they went out of business.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Golden Corral: It ain't good food but there's a lot of it.

[-] powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

fair, been to one of those as well. definitely worse than Olive Garden.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 days ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

Ew why would you put salmon on your pizza

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

The Norwegians are a plague apon society.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Wait, it's all Olive Garden?

Always has been.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

This must be a north eastern joke I’m too southern to understand 😅 I know Olive Garden isn’t real Italian but it’s not bad food by any means. It’s just over priced.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

You tellin' me they don't eat pasta and meat sauce in Italia?

Don't let none of these chuckleheads tell you the OG isn't Italian. It's as Italian as apple pie.

Next they'll say Fazolis isn't even a real word, and you shouldn't cook pasta like french fries.

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

cook pasta like french fries

I'm sorry, what now?

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Imagine a fry basket full of pasta, and instead of oil it's hot water.

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[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Is there anything with visiting New Jersey for? (Asking in good faith. I just haven't ever heard anything good)

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, quite a lot actually!

I know this is hard to believe for people who only hear stereotypes about our state, but New Jersey has a lot of natural beauty. Northwest NJ and the Delaware Water Gap area have a lot of beautiful forested areas, and the Delaware River is so crisp and clear up there. Great for kayaking and tubing! All along the Delaware in Central NJ there are cute river towns like Frenchtown, Stockton, Lambertville, and Washington's Crossing. These are really cute little downtowns with bars & restaurants, shops, and live entertainment. Plus with Lambertville there's New Hope right across the bridge. We have farmstands with fresh Jersey corn, tomatoes, and peaches all over the place (remember, we're the Garden State!), plus loads of local wineries. The Pine Barrens are beautiful for hiking and biking. Then we've got the shore. I will grant that NJ beaches don't hold a candle to some other places further south along the eastern seaboard (though I will say that the beaches with tags are a pretty good experience), but you don't really go down the shore just for the beaches. You go for the boardwalks, plus the casinos in Atlantic City. We also have Great Adventure, which I think every Jersey kid grows up going to.

And we have pork roll, the best breakfast meat ever.

So yeah, come check us out. You might be surprised!

[-] subtext@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I genuinely appreciate you taking the time to write this out. I definitely had stereotypes about NJ being less than pleasant based on all the memes, but I realize I should probably reconsider that. A wine -> casino -> boardwalk tour sounds like it could be fun (I have no idea of the geography so no clue if this is possible).

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago

Yup! Every time I see a post deriding NJ, I feel the need to post a love letter to NJ as a rebuttal haha

Casino & boardwalk are easy to do together. Those are both on the shoreline. There are loads of wineries so depending on what you felt like doing, it would be easy to squeeze that in too. The nice thing about New Jersey is that it isn't huge, so if you're up for a bit of driving you can see a lot.

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I had grandparents who lived in Philadelphia and every summer we would go down the shore to Wildwood when we were kids. Just spending days laying on the beach making sand castles, digging up clams and harassing the horseshoe crabs. Then going to the boardwalk and getting salt water taffy and playing games. Good times.

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[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

I'm from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it's not me. I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a nice state for the most part, but I'll admit I'm biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they're very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we're the easy punching bag. Just don't force us to pump our own gas and there won't be any problems!

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The tourists.

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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Gotta admit, the folks at the East Brunswick Olive Garden were always incredibly nice and accommodating. Sometimes you feel like eating a nostalgic shit soup and it's nice to do so with decent service.

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